Koj tshaib plab txhua lub sijhawm. Koj ob lub mis xav txawv. Koj nyuam qhuav quaj ntawm Kev Lag Luam Txhua Lub Xeev. Cev xeeb tub muaj nws qhov quirks-hais qhov tsawg tshaj plaws. Thiab tsis muaj leej twg tau zoo dua relayed tshaj li cuaj tus poj niam funny no. (Protip: Pin lawv rau ib hnub los nag thiab nrhiav ntau cov lus funny ntawm peb lub rooj tsavxwm thaum koj nyob ntawm nws.)
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@ oliviawilde / Instagram Me nyuam hlwb yog tiag. Kuv yuav tsum tsis txhob raug tso cai ua cov cuab yeej hnyav, suav nrog iPhones. - Olivia Wilde
Tib neeg ib txwm hais tias cov poj niam cev xeeb tub muaj lub ntsej muag ci. Thiab kuv hais tias yog vim koj tawm hws kom tuag. - Jessica Simpson
Kev muaj menyuam zoo li nqa koj daim di ncauj qis thiab yuam nws hla koj lub taub hau. - Carol Burnett
Neil Mockford / Alex Huckle / GC DuabKuv tau muaj lub plab zoo kawg nkaus tab sis tam sim no nws zoo li cua tshuab tom qab ob tug me nyuam loj heev siv nws ua chav tsev luv luv. - Amy Poehler
Kuv tus menyuam lub cev rog yog 2 mus rau 3 feem pua lub lim tiam no. kuv khib heev. - Paj yeeb
Muaj ib yam dab tsi txias heev tab sis txaus ntshai heev txog tus menyuam yaus txav hauv koj lub plab. Txawm li cas los xij, kuv paub tseeb tias nws yuav yog ib tug gymnast. - Kelly Clarkson
NetflixTus me nyuam tseem tsis tau tawm los thiab kuv twb chim heev rau kuv tus txiv. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog thaum nws hais kom kuv ua khoom nyob ib ncig ntawm lub tsev. 'Hav, koj puas tuaj yeem ntxuav tais diav?' 'Kuv tsis ua jack s#%t lawm; Kuv tsis khoom ua ib lub qhov muag!' - Ali Wong
Kev xeeb tub yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws uas kuv tau ua hauv kuv lub neej. Tsuas yog cov cupcakes. - Ashlee Simpson
Andrew Lipovsky/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank ntawm Getty ImagesKev xeeb tub. Nws yog zoo li ib tug hangover tas li. - Ellie Kemper
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