Tsuas muaj ib tug puv tes ntawm TV qhia tias peb yuav zoo siab rov los saib dua . Lawv yog cov tib yam uas txuas ntxiv mus rau qhov kev sim ntawm lub sijhawm (thiab peb tuaj yeem hais tawm ntawm lub sijhawm ceeb toom) txawm tias lawv tawm mus rau huab cua xyoo dhau los. Sab saum toj ntawm peb daim ntawv teev npe? Lub Chaw Haujlwm . Cov neeg ua haujlwm Dunder Mifflin tsis yog tsuas yog ua rau peb nrog lawv cov yeeb ncuab vwm rau cuaj lub caij, tab sis lawv kuj tau tswj xyuas peb cov kev qhia ua neej raws txoj kev (xws li—feem ntau lawv tsuas yog ua rau peb luag). Ntawm no, 40 ntawm qhov zoo tshaj plaws Lub Chaw Haujlwm quotes uas yuav tsum tau framed, los ntawm Michael Scott cov lus ntawm kev txawj ntse rau Dwight Schrute tus luag-tsim nyog ib-liners.
Hais txog: Qhov 'Office' Mash-Up Nta 1 Thib Ob los ntawm Txhua Rov & Nws yog Michael Scott Kub
Nees nkaum 201. Kuv puas yuav ntshai lossis hlub? Yooj yim. Ob leeg. Kuv xav kom cov neeg ntshai tsam lawv hlub kuv npaum li cas. - Michael Scott
Nws tsis khwv tau 'World's Best Boss' mug rau tsis muaj dab tsi.
Nees nkaum 202. Nws cia li zoo li phem phem. Tab sis qee zaum, qhov kawg ua rau qhov txhais tau tias. - Michael Scott
Michael Scott tsis tau ib txwm tau txais cov lus thiab cov lus hais heev txoj cai. Lwm tus nyiam? 'Zoo, zoo, zoo, yuav ua li cas lub turntables.'
Nees nkaum 203. Thaum twg kuv'm txog yuav ua ib yam dab tsi, kuv xav tias,'Ib tug neeg ruam yuav ua li ntawd?'Thiab yog tias lawv xav tau, kuv tsis ua qhov ntawd. - Dwight Schrute
Tsuas nug koj tus kheej-Dwight yuav ua li cas?
castor roj rau cov plaub hau rov qab
Nees nkaum 204. Thiab kuv paub tseeb tias yuav ua li cas. Tab sis nyob rau hauv qhov tseeb ntau dua, kuv twb tsis muaj lub tswv yim yuav ua li cas. - Michael Scott
Thaum Dwight ua qhov kev xyaum tua hluav taws tiag tiag hauv lub caij tsib, nws cov neeg ua haujlwm tsis zoo xav tias lawv tau raug kaw hauv lub tsev kub hnyiab. Michael ces tau tiag tiag txog qhov nws npaj tsis zoo npaum li cas rau qhov xwm txheej ceev.
5. Yog tias koj thov txaus, koj tuaj yeem hloov koj tus kheej ua tus neeg miv. - Angela Martin
Auj, Angela-tus poj niam miv dev siab tshaj plaws nyob ntawd puas tau.
Nees nkaum 206. Ib'm Tsis yog Superstitious tab sis kuv'm me ntsis Stitious. - Michael Scott
Ib yam, Michael. Ib yam.
Nees nkaum 207. Kuv tsuas xav pw ntawm lub puam thiab noj cov dev kub. Qhov ntawd's sav i'kuv puas xav tau. - Kevin Malone
Kevin hais tias peb txhua tus xav li cas.
Nees nkaum 208. Wikipedia yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws puas tau. Txhua tus neeg hauv ntiaj teb tuaj yeem sau txhua yam lawv xav tau txog txhua yam kev kawm. Yog li koj paub tias koj tau txais cov ntaub ntawv zoo tshaj plaws. - Michael Scott
Ib txoj kab classic Michael Scott tau hais nyob rau lub caij peb thaum Darryl tuaj cuag nws txog kev nce nyiaj. Txhua tus nyiam tus thawj coj tig mus Wikipedia mus saib 'tsis muaj kev sib tham tactics.' Nws mus zoo li koj xav txog.
Nees nkaum 209. Cov koob yees duab pov tseg yog kev lom zem txawm tias nws zoo li khib nyiab thiab koj ua tsis tau't puas tau pom koj cov duab. - Erin Hannon
Qab zib, qab zib, Erin.
Nees nkaum 2010. Tias's qhov nws hais. - Michael Scott
Feem ntau Michael Scott ntawm tag nrho Michael Scott quotes.
Nees nkaum 20kaum ib.'R'yog ib tug ntawm cov feem ntau menacing suab. Qhov ntawd's vim li cas lawv hu nws'kev tua neeg'thiab tsis'mukduk ua.'- Dwight Schrute
Nws ua qhov tseeb.
Nees nkaum 2012. Kuv yog Beyoncé, ib txwm. - Michael Scott
Ncaj ncees.
Nees nkaum 2013. Qee lub sij hawm cov khaub ncaws ntawm Gap Kids tsuas yog flashy heev, yog li kuv'm yuam kom mus rau Lub khw American Ntxhais thiab xaj khaub ncaws rau cov menyuam roj hmab Colonial loj. - Angela Martin
Tsis cuam tshuam tab sis twv yuav raug hu funny.
Nees nkaum 2014. Kuv tshaj tawm kev lag luam! - Michael Scott
Qhov twg Oscar teb, 'Kuv tsuas xav kom koj paub tias koj tsis tuaj yeem hais lo lus kev lag luam thiab cia siab tias yuav muaj dab tsi tshwm sim.' Michael: 'Kuv tsis tau hais nws. Kuv tshaj tawm nws.'
Nees nkaum 2015. Yog lawm, kuv muaj lus nug ntau heev. Number one - cas koj twv tau? - Kelly Kapoor
Kelly, muab kev qhia rau peb txhua tus hauv sass.
Nees nkaum 2016. Kuv Xav Tau Menstruate...I'd Ua Tsaug Ntau Rau Lub Hli Thiab Ntog. - Dwight Schrute
Dwight ntawm nws qhov zoo tshaj plaws.
Sab saum toj 10 English Romantic movies
Nees nkaum 2017. Qee zaum kuv'yuav pib ib kab lus thiab kuv tsis ua't txawm paub qhov twg'nws mus. Kuv cia siab tias kuv yuav pom nws raws txoj kev. - Michael Scott
Peb txhua tus tsis paub ib tug neeg zoo li no ntawm kev ua haujlwm?
Nees nkaum 2018. Kuv Ceev. Qhia rau koj paub tias kuv nyob qhov twg ntawm ib tug nab thiab ib tug Mongoose… Thiab ib tug Panther. - Dwight Schrute
Tej zaum qhov feem ntau Dwight quote ntawm tag nrho cov series.
Nees nkaum 2019 Kuv hais lus ntau heev, kuv thiaj tau kawm los kho kuv tus kheej. - Kelly Kapoor
Ib qho ntawm Kelly qhov kev txawj ntse tshaj plaws, TBH.
Nees nkaum 2020. Yog kuv tsis muaj ib lub ncuav qab zib, kuv yuav tuag. - Stanley Hudson
Peb tau nyob ntawd, Stanley.
Nees nkaum 2021 Kuv hnov Tswv Ntuj nyob hauv lub Chili hmo no. - Pam Beesley
Qhov tseeb lom zem: Txhawm rau npaj rau qhov xwm txheej no, Jenna Fischer thiab BJ Novak tawm mus ua ke, qaug dej qaug cawv, tom qab ntawd tshuaj xyuas lawv xav li cas. Tham txog kev mob siab rau.
Nees nkaum 2022. Leej twg hais raws nraim li lawv xav? Qhov kev ua si zoo li cas? - Kelly Kapoor
Nws yog ib qho txaus ntshai heev.
Nees nkaum 2023. Qee lub sij hawm kuv dhuav heev kuv tsuas xav qw, thiab qee zaus kuv qw qw. Kuv tsuas yog xav tias qhov xwm txheej hu rau. - Kelly Kapoor
Qhov laj thawj #864 vim li cas peb hlub Kelly.
Nees nkaum 2024. Leej twg yog Kev Ncaj Ncees Beaver? - Dwight Schrute
Thiab ntawm chav kawm, Jim tau teb qhov zoo tshaj plaws thiab hais tias, 'Nws yog kev ua txhaum kev sib ntaus sib tua beaver.'
Nees nkaum 2025. Thaum koj tseem yog menyuam yaus, koj xav tias koj niam koj txiv yog cov phooj ywg. Kuv cov me nyuam yuav tau hais txog qhov ntawd. - Pam Beesley
Cece yog ib tug ntxhais muaj hmoo!hnav sarong
Nees nkaum 2026. Peb muaj lub gym hauv tsev. Nws hu ua chav pw. - Phyllis Lapin-Vance
Yuav kom ncaj ncees, ntau calories tuaj yeem hlawv nyob rau ntawd.
Nees nkaum 2027 Kuv twv tias kuv tau ua haujlwm hnyav heev, kuv tsis nco qab tias nws zoo li tsis ua haujlwm. - Michael Scott
Tag nrho piav qhia tias 'World's Best Boss' mug.
Nees nkaum 2028. Cia kuv ib zaug, ntaus ib. dag kuv ob zaug, ntaus peb. - Michael Scott
Peb tuaj yeem tau txais nrog cov lus qhia no.
Nees nkaum 2029. Kuv tsis hais tej khib nyiab, kuv hais smack. Lawv txawv kiag li. - Kelly Kapoor
Suav rau Kelly muab chav kawm master ntawm Trash Talk 101.
Nees nkaum 2030. Kuv xav ua lub laub. Tab sis tiag tiag li-zoo li. Tsis txaus los ua ib qho loj tawm ntawm nws, tab sis kuv paub txhua leej txhua tus pom nws. Ib tug stunning, gorgeous cartwheel. - Creed Bratton
Koj yeej tsim nyog nws, Creed.
Nees nkaum 2031. Kuv xav tias, vim li cas nkim sij hawm hais lus ntau, thaum ob peb lo lus dag. - Kevin Malone
Kom meej meej, Kevin thiab lub ncuav qab zib dab yuav yog BFF tam sim yog tias lawv tau ntsib hauv lub neej tiag tiag.
Nees nkaum 2032 'Kuv tsis quav ntsej tej uas lawv hais txog kuv. Kuv tsuas xav noj xwb.' - Pam Beesly
Yeej peb ntawm txhua tog.
Nees nkaum 2033. 'Cia li rhuav kuv ib daig ntawm qhov ntawd ... zoo nkauj noj mov.' - Andy Bernard
Peb tuaj yeem txaus siab Andy's remixed version ntawm Kit Kat jingle.
Nees nkaum 2034. Kuv yog ib tug noog thaum ntxov thiab kuv yog ib hmo plas. Yog li kuv txawj ntse thiab kuv muaj kab txaij. - Michael Scott
Ob yam khoom zoo heev, yog tias koj nug peb.
Nees nkaum 2035. 'Kuv khiav tawm ntawm kuv lub luag haujlwm thiab zoo siab heev.' - Michael Scott
Puas muaj leej twg tau sim ua qhov no tsawg kawg ib zaug hauv ib lub lis piam?
Nees nkaum 2036. 'Kuv tsis tu ncua ntev dhau los.' - Creed Bratton
Creed casually piav txog nws nyiam nyiag yog lub siab xav.
Nees nkaum 2037. 'Bar, beets, Battlestar Galactica .' - Jim Halpert
Peb yuav tsis hnov qab Jim qhov kev xav ntawm Dwight thaum nws hais cov kab nto moo no.plaub hau roj rau cov plaub hau tuab
Nees nkaum 2038. 'Kuv tsis nkag siab.' - Michael Scott
Peb kuj tau nyob ntawd, Michael.
Nees nkaum 2039. 'Rau kuv lub xyoo tshiab txoj kev daws teeb meem, kuv tso tseg kev haus dej haus cawv ... lub lim tiam.' - Meredith Palmer
Ib txwm zoo pib me me.
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