Peb pib rov qab rau hauv Berkshires nrog Bethenny thiab Carole qhov kev sib cav nyob rau hauv tag nrho viav vias. Tsis yog kho qhov xwm txheej… tab sis , Bethenny kom meej meej xav Carole los niam nws, puag nws thiab qhia nws, Koj tab tom ua ib qho amazing rau Puerto Rico. Lawv xav tau koj. Qhov no tsuas yog qhov kev piav qhia uas tsim nyog rau Bethenny ua yeeb yam li cas - zoo li ib tug tub hluas uas tsis muaj zog, thawb cov kev txwv ntawm qhov nws tuaj yeem hais rau nws niam saib seb nws puas tseem hlub nws. Koj zoo li ntau rau koj cov style thiab koj cov plaub hau xim thiab Tinsley, roughly txhais rau: Qhia rau kuv koj hlub kuv!!!!
Nws yog txhua yam tu siab thiab xav ua kom peb yuav luag tsis muab Lu cov ntsiab lus rau nws kev tu siab thiab kev poob siab. Nws yog tus jester ntawm qhov noj hmo no, chiming sab laug thiab sab xis ntawm Bethenny thiab Carole kev sib ntaus txog Adas tus neeg ua haujlwm zoo li nws muaj dab tsi ua rau nws lossis zoo li nws nkag siab tias Bethenny txhais li cas los ntawm tus neeg teb xov tooj. Nws ua haujlwm rau kuv tus ntxhais thiab koj, Lu qw los ntawm qhov ntswg. Oy. Thiab tom qab ntawd thaum Carole tsis tsim nyog tso tseg tias Bethenny hu ua Lu tus swb - uas Bethenny tsis lees paub tab sis lees yog nws xav li cas—Lu tso tsis tau nws mus. Nws yog qhov funny nyob rau lub sijhawm no, saib tus poj niam delusional thiaj li ua rau muaj kev ntxhov siab me ntsis, tab sis thaum Lu tom qab humps ib pawg ntawm cov poj niam thiab muab lawv tso rau hauv ib tug poj niam zaub xam lav, peb paub tias muaj qee yam tsis raug. Nws qhov tseem ceeb yog tawm ntawm kab kos, tab sis tsis muaj leej twg ua tib zoo mloog.
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Nej pom, ib yam li tej tsev uas tawg lawm, thaum cov niam txiv sib ntaus sib tua, coob heev poob ntawm txoj kev. Bethenny thiab Carole's battle royale tsis txawv. Nws yog cov khoom ci ntsa iab txhua tus ntawm kev tua neeg paub tsis meej noj hmo tsis tuaj yeem pab tab sis ua tib zoo mloog. Thiab thaum niam thiab niam sib cav yuav siv sij hawm nruab nrab ntawm theem, lawv txhua tus poob qhov chaw ntawm tus me nyuam qhov teeb meem, Luann, uas nws qhov txhab sib nrauj yog festering hauv qab qhov chaw. Thaum koj tshem tag nrho cov khaubncaws sab nraud povtseg - Diana Ross wig, cov tshuaj pleev xim rau, daim ntawv qhia turquoise, lub tsev penthouse, tus neeg saib xyuas vaj tsev '90s, tus ntxhais xeeb ntxwv uas tau nrog Adas - koj muaj ib tug poj niam tawg nrog ib qho teeb meem haus cawv ua rau muaj kev puas tsuaj nyob rau hauv. Palm Beach.
Qhov tsis muaj hmoo tshaj plaws ntawm qhov xwm txheej Shakespearean no yog tias ib tus neeg paub txog kev pab cuam kev puas tsuaj yog tawm ntawm nws qhov kev ua si. Feem ntau, Bethenny tuaj yeem pom qhov tshwj xeeb Luann nag xob nag cua los ntawm ib mais deb thiab qhia nws tias nws haus dej ntau dhau. Tab sis Bethenny lub nutty puv nkaus tam sim no, projecting rau Ramona thiab qw ib yam dab tsi rau Kevin, nws tus neeg tsav tsheb, txaus ntshai peb tsis kam sau nws ... tab sis peb yuav: Koj tau txais nyiaj Christmas thiab koj tsis pab kuv nrog kuv lub hnab ntxiv lawm? Qhov ntawd tsuas yog kev txaj muag xwb, thiab qhov ntawd yog qhov Bethenny ua rau cov neeg uas nws ntseeg yuam kev rau lawv: Nws nqus hluav taws txaus rau nws cov yeeb ncuab, tsis yog tua lawv, tab sis kom hu nkauj cov khaub ncaws tawm, yog li ntawd thaum nws ua tiav, lawv tau co thiab liab qab. (Yog tias Bethenny tsis yog Scorpio, peb yuav yog-OK, tsuas yog Googled. Nws yog 100 feem pua ntawm Scorpio. Tau kawg.)
Rov qab mus rau hauv lub nroog, Sonja kho lub dab dej tawg los ntawm kev nco txog lub cev nqaij daim tawv puag ncig xyoo 2008 (uas yog kaum xyoo dhau los, tib neeg) thiab Bethenny hosts lwm hnub so, a New York hnub so noj hmo nco koj-rau qhov tseeb tib yam rau tib neeg hauv Berkshires. Bethenny suav tias nws tus kheej yog tus tswv tsev zoo, tab sis saib nws taw tes rau tus kws ua zaub mov sushi thiab hais rau Carole, Puas yog qhov no zoo heev? tsis xav tias zoo li tus tswv tsev zoo ua tau. Nws zoo nkaus li qhov xwm txheej neeg raug txhom.
Tab sis peb digress. Thaum muaj ntau yam xim hlau thiab ci ntsa iab nws nyuaj rau tsom peb lub zeem muag, peb muaj peev xwm ua kom muaj kev lom zem me me ntawm cov ntxhw dawb ua kom muaj kev zoo nkauj zoo nkauj. huv si (yuav ua li cas… zoo?), lub hnab tawv nqaij, qee cov tshuaj tiv thaiv kev laus tsis yog los ntawm Ramona thiab ib lub thawv ntawm Hanky Pankys. Lub pièce de resistance, ntawm chav kawm, tsis yog ib qho ntawm cov khoom plig ntxhw dawb, tab sis lub neej-loj nutcracker rau Bethenny tus ntxhais xa los ntawm ib tug txiv neej random uas. zaub xam lav loj Dorinda.
Muaj ntau yam tsis raug rau qhov xwm txheej no. Rau ib qho, tsuas yog vim koj tus menyuam hais tias lawv xav tau lub neej-loj nutcracker tsis txhais hais tias koj tau txais nws rau lawv. Nws yog creepy, raws li nyob rau hauv, yam ntawm npau suav phem. Thiab tsis muaj txoj hauv kev Brynn yuav muab ib qho hoot txog nws tuaj thaum sawv ntxov. Tsis tas li ntawd, goddamn nyuaj npaum li cas los nrhiav ib tug nutcracker loj? Lawv hla txhua qhov rooj hauv lub tebchaws tuaj txog Christmas. Thiab yog, peb xav tias peb tuaj yeem hais txog qhov teeb meem no vim peb muaj ib tus neeg hauv tsev neeg (uas xav nyob twj ywm tsis muaj npe) uas tau siv los sau cov nutcrackers siab (muaj yog xws li ib yam) txawm ua kev zoo siab Hanukkah. Peb paub los ntawm qhov kev paub ua ntej qhov no yog qhov txaus siab Brynn yuav tsis ntseeg siab loj hlob thiab yuav txaj muag me ntsis txog yav tom ntej. Lawv yuav tsum tau hlais cov nutcracker los siv ua qhov hluav taws kub rau Bethenny qhov kev tu siab.
Overshadowed los ntawm ib tug loj nutcracker thiab ntau Bethenny / Carole tham, taug kev ulcer uas yog Luann mus feem ntau unnoticed. Tseeb, thaum Bethenny qhia tias Tom muaj ib tug tshiab busted thiab banged up hluas nkauj, Lu teb nrog ib tug zoo nkauj soliloquy, Lay low, dick! Tab sis qhov ntawd yog qhov zoo ntawm nws. Cov poj niam rov qab mus rau Bethenny qhia lawv tias Carole zoo li tsis zoo thiab tu siab.
Qhov no yuav rov qab mus rau Carole ntawm Luann cov ntshav tsav (uas, comically, tsis muaj leej twg tuaj yeem muab ntshav rau ntau yam laj thawj). Rau Cov Poj Niam, lub rooj sib tham ntawm cov poj niam - qhov tsis txaus siab ntawm Bethenny - tej zaum yuav yog lub sijhawm keeb kwm zoo ib yam li Cov Tub Kev ywj pheej npaj rau Boston Tea Party: Lawv yuav tsis coj nws ntxiv lawm. Vim li cas lawv thiaj cia Npe-ee tham nrog lawv li ntawd? Vim li cas Bethenny tuaj yeem tham txog nws txoj kev lag luam tab sis thuam Ramona rau kev hais txog nws? Vim li cas Bethenny hu Carole nyuaj siab thiab kho siab thaum Bethenny yog tus uas tu siab thiab kho siab? Cov poj niam yog unionizing. Lawv xav tau kev ua haujlwm ncaj ncees. Tsis muaj Skinny Girl khoom tso ntxiv yam tsis muaj tus sawv cev !!!!
Thiab nyob rau hauv ib ntu uas tsis zoo li nws yuav xaus, peb thaum kawg (los yog peb xav) so rau ib pliag hauv Luann lub penthouse tshiab uas nws tuaj yeem nqus tau NYC huab cua los ntawm nws lub sam thiaj. Tab sis yog hais tias leej twg tau them sai sai rau tus ntxhw dawb nyob rau hauv chav tsev, cov cim qhia tau tag nrho nyob ntawd. Tsis muaj txoj hauv kev Lu yuav mus rau Palm Beach, qhov twg Tom thiab nws tus hluas nkauj tshiab raug tsoo thiab tawg, tsis muaj xwm txheej. Thiab los ntawm qhov xwm txheej peb txhais tau tias kev ua tsis ncaj ncees raug ntes.
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