Peb txhua tus hloov pauv me ntsis tom qab ob peb puag ncig cawv, tab sis peb puas paub tiag tiag ua li cas hloov? Hauv qab no, peb tau tuav daim iav rau koj tus kheej qaug cawv, raws li koj lub cim kos npe. Lus Cim: Yog tias koj tab tom xav, Tsis muaj txoj hauv kev, qhov no tsis yog kuv, ces koj yuav xav sab laj nrog koj tus phooj ywg Virgo zoo tshaj plaws rau kev xav thib ob. Tab sis tsuas yog koj npaj tau hnov qhov tseeb ...
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Yees duab © skynesher / Getty ImagesAries (Mar 21 - Plaub Hlis 19): Jock Drunk
'Cia li mus rau lub gym tam sim no!' yog ib yam dab tsi uas cov yaj uas qaug cawv tuaj yeem xav ua - txawm tias lawv ib txwm yog cov qos yaj ywm couch. Thaum lawv qaug dej qaug cawv, lawv nyiam qhov kev sib tw sib tw zoo lossis kev sib tw caj npab los ua kom lawv lub zog zoo dua (dua, txawm tias lawv tsis muaj). Cov neeg Aries nyob hauv lawv lub cev, thiab thaum lawv lub cev yog qhov tseem ceeb rau qhov mob, nws zoo li lawv tau txais tus superhero dhau lawv ib txwm xav ua kom lub cev tag nrho lawv txoj kev xav. Hmoov tsis zoo, cov hwj chim no hnav nrog txhua lub cev cawv uas zom tau, ua rau lawv muaj kev cuam tshuam rau mob taub hau thiab mob nqaij. Nrog lub hwj chim loj tuaj zoo rov qab.
Nees nkaum 20Taurus (Lub Plaub Hlis 20 - Tsib Hlis 20): Stealth Drunk
Nws pib nrog ib qho dej haus, ces lwm, ces koj tau xaj lwm qhov, ces ib qho ntxiv. Dheev, koj qaug dej qaug cawv, tab sis koj tus phooj ywg Taurus nyob ntawm no yog txias. Taureans muaj ntau lub meej mom (uas yog Venusian lub luag haujlwm ntawm kev ua haujlwm), thiab nws nyuaj rau ua kom lawv tsis zoo, txawm tias lawv yog neeg ruam tiag. Tom qab ib tug ntev yav tsaus ntuj ntawm kev ntsuas indulgence (bon mots thiab bon bons, tej zaum), Taurus yuav sawv thiab dawm, puas tau gracefully, thiab koj mam li paub, wow, lawv yog txoj kev qaug cawv tshaj li lawv zoo li. Nws tsuas yog lwm yam uas lawv ua tau zoo dua li feem ntau.
Yees duab © Geber86 / Getty ImagesGemini (Tsib Hlis 21 - Lub Rau Hli 20): Dej Haus Dej Haus
Geminis yog hardwired los nthuav cov ntaub ntawv, tsis zais nws. Yog li, thaum haus cawv txo qis lawv cov kev txwv tsis pub muaj thaum nws los hais lus ntxhi, tshuaj yej yuav nchuav txhua qhov chaw. Kev haus dej haus cawv yog kev sib tw kis las, thiab Geminis daim ntawv cog lus feem ntau los ntawm kev sib txuas lus thiab kev xav sib koom. Dab tsi tuaj yeem yog lub sijhawm zoo dua los txuas dua li kev sib pauv cov lus zais tshiab tshiab - lossis txawm tias tsis txaus ntseeg, tsis sib haum xeeb kub yuav siv sij hawm lawv paub zoo dua li tso rau hauv cov tsiaj qus? Tej yam yuav raug damned; lawv paub tias lawv tuaj yeem tham lawv txoj kev tawm ntawm nws tag kis.
Yees duab © YinYang / Getty ImagesCancer (Lub Rau Hli 21 - Lub Xya Hli 22): Crying Drunk
Nyob rau hauv qab lub crabbiness yog ib tug mos mos, lub siab xav core uas tsuas yog lawv puab lub voj voog tau pom. Txawm li cas los xij, cawv tuaj yeem tshem tawm ib ntus ntawm koj qhov Cancer nruab nrab ntev txaus los qhib qhov dej nyab ntawm lawv txoj kev xav, uas feem ntau txhais tau tias kua muag. Tsis muaj teeb meem dab tsi yog qhov kev xav, nws yuav ntws zoo li dej hiav txwv los ntawm lawv qhov muag. Txawm hais tias lawv zoo siab lossis ua dag dhau los lossis tsuas yog yooj yim dhau los, tsis muaj kev tiv thaiv ib txwm, lawv npaj siab quaj. Tsuas yog npaj ua piv txwv koj tsis pom lawv txo lawv tus neeg zov hnub tom qab.
Julianna Nazarevska / Getty DluabLeo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): High Drama Drunk
Teeb, koob yees duab, qaug cawv! Leos tuaj yeem ua rau theem ntawm chav dej hauv pem teb, thiab yog tias qhov ntawd yog qhov chaw lawv tau teem hmo ntawd, lawv yuav ua haujlwm zoo li lawv nyob hauv Carnegie Hall. Seb puas yog karaoke, haus cawv haus cawv, ntsib cov neeg ua txhaum, tsis muaj teeb meem. Lub boozy Leo tau npaj ua kom nws lub sijhawm tsim nyog Instagramming. Koj yuav hnov cov lus tsis txaus ntseeg, hais txog qhov sib txawv ntawm qhov raug thiab muag muag ntawm lawv tus kheej hom tshiab. Tag nrho rau tus nqi ntawm ob peb cocktails.
Yees duab © AleksandarNakic / Getty ImagesVirgo (Lub Yim Hli 23 - Cuaj Hlis 22): Bitchy Drunk
Nws yog qhov zoo Virgos tsis yog phem, vim lawv paub txhua tus tsis muaj zog. Qhov hais txog Virgo yog thaum lawv thuam koj, lawv ua vim lawv xav pab tiag tiag. Qhov tob hauv lawv paub tias lawv tau muab tso rau hauv lub ntiaj teb no kom huv si raws li lawv tus kheej cov qauv saum ntuj. Yog li ntawd, thaum lawv tau txais kev qhia me ntsis, lawv tau txais kev ncaj ncees ntau dua li lawv ib txwm muaj. Txawm hais tias nws yog koj daim ntawv teev npe lossis koj cov khaub ncaws uas pom tias tsis muaj, Virgos yuav qhia rau koj paub. Thiab nyob rau hauv qhov hluav taws kub ntawm lawv cov cawv-fueled thuam, koj yuav tau huv si. Amen.
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Yees duab © Weedezign / Getty ImagesLibra (September 23 - Oct 21): Lovey Dovey Drunk
'Kuv hlub koj!!!' yog ib yam uas Libra qaug cawv yuav hais los ntawm lub sijhawm thawj zaug txhaj tshuaj tiv thaiv lawv daim di ncauj. Ib tug Libra yog txhua yam hais txog kev hlub nyob rau hauv tag nrho nws cov ntaub ntawv, thiab txawm ib khob ntawm caw tuaj yeem txhawb nqa tus neeg paub tshiab rau tus phooj ywg zoo tshaj plaws. Libras nyiam ua kom txhua tus zoo siab txais tos, thiab lawv muaj kev nyiam rau kev sib luag (saib: cov nplai). Cia siab tias yuav pom lawv ua ib lub voj voog ntawm toasts, qhov twg txhua tus tau tig ntawm kev siv tau. Qhov zoo tshaj plaws? Txhua lo lus xaus nrog lwm yam dej haus.
Yees duab © Praetorianphoto / Getty ImagesScorpio (Oct 22 - Nov 21): Seductive Drunk
Thiab qhov khoom plig rau feem ntau tau ntxim hlub-qhov muag ntsia thaum sauced mus rau ... Scorpio. Scorpion lub koob npe nrov rau kev sib deev yog feem ntau txhais lus heev (tiag tiag, lawv yog lub cim ntawm kev ntshaw nws tus kheej, sau loj). Tab sis yog hais tias tus Scorpio yog crushing rau ib tug neeg, lawv feem ntau imperceptible flirts yuav ua kom pom tseeb nyob ib ncig ntawm haus ob los yog peb. Lawv tus neeg saib xyuas muaj kev ruaj ntseg zoo thaum lawv muaj siab mos siab muag, tab sis thaum cov phab ntsa nqes los, koj tuaj yeem pom tias lawv nqhis dej tiag tiag li cas rau kev hlub thiab kev saib xyuas (uas, rau cov ntaub ntawv, yog qhov tsim nyog). Koj tuaj yeem pom koj lub zos Scorpio qis-qhov tseem ceeb dai ntawm lawv qhov kev sib tsoo ntawm lub ces kaum, luag ntawm lawv txhua qhov kev tso dag thiab ua qhov kev txav ntawm lub xub pwg nyom uas ib txwm zoo li ua haujlwm. Zoo, nws ua haujlwm thaum lawv ua nws.
Pitchwayz / Getty DluabSagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Dancing Drunk
Centaurs twb nrov thiab jovial neeg tog, yog li ntxiv cawv rau qhov sib tov tsuas yog mus nqa khoom los ntawm qhov ntawd. Sagittarius yog lub cim ntawm lub cev, yog li lawv yuav xav kom koj qhia rau hauv pem teb ua las voos, qhov chaw uas lawv yuav rub nws nrog qee lub teeb choreo uas lawv yuav lossis tsis tau xyaum hauv lawv chav. Lawv yog cov chav kawm clowns ntawm lub zodiac, yog li ntawd lawv tsis ntshai saib goofy - uas txhais tau hais tias lawv txav mus yuav zoo nkauj zoo nkauj. Thaum koj tau txais lub siab thiab tus ntsuj plig ntawm lub hnub qub pop, koj tsis xav tau lub polish.
Tempura / Getty DluabCapricorn (Lub Kaum Ob Hlis 22 - Lub Ib Hlis 19): Sober Drunk
Tseeb, Capricorns tau plastered thaum lawv xav tau, tab sis lawv tseem yog li tsim thiab kev tshaj lij vim tias tob hauv lawv lub hlwb lawv xav npaj rau qhov muaj peev xwm uas lawv yuav khiav mus rau Michelle Obama (koj tsis paub). Capricorns hnav khaub ncaws rau cov haujlwm uas lawv xav tau, thiab thaum lawv haus, lawv tau txais kev lag luam qaug. Qhov ntawd txhais tau tias lawv tuaj yeem tau txais los ntawm kev sib tham sib tham ntawm lub tuam txhab khau dawb. Puas yog lawv puas tau qaug cawv? Yog, yog lo lus nug yog seb lawv puas yuav tsum tsav tsheb mus tsev. Tab sis sab ntsuj plig thiab astrologically? Tsis yog, lawv tsis yog.
Yees duab © DMEP / Getty ImagesAquarius (Lub Ib Hlis 20 - Feb 18): Drunk . Debate
Aquarius qaug cawv xav kom sawv daws mloog lawv tam sim no! Tom qab tag nrho, lawv yog hais txog los daws qhov kev hloov pauv huab cua / nyiaj tau los tsis sib xws / kab lis kev cai nws tus kheej, yog tias lawv tuaj yeem ntseeg koj tias lawv qhov kev xav tsis txaus ntseeg thiab kev pom zoo yog qhov tseeb. Saib, Aquarians xav tias lawv muaj cai txhua lub sijhawm (qhov tshwm sim ntawm kev ua tus neeg txawj ntse ntawm lub zodiac), yog li thaum lawv tau txais cov lus nrov nrov, lawv tso rau hauv kev sib tw tag nrho, npaj txhij mus ntsib cov neeg tawm tsam. Lub sijhawm zoo npaum li cas uas koj muaj tuaj yeem yog ncaj qha feem ntau npaum li cas koj pom zoo nrog lawv.
Yees duab © Gilaxia / Getty ImagesPisces (Lub Ob Hlis 19 - Lub Peb Hlis 20): Kev Haus Dej Siab
Cov ntses nplua nuj ntawm lub zodiac yuav pom qhov chaw deb tshaj plaws me me ntawm txhua tog thiab tawm mus pw hav zoov. Lawv ua raws li vibes txoj kev flounder caum plankton, thiab lawv ib txwm gravitate rau kev sib tham muaj txiaj ntsig tshaj plaws, cov khoom noj txom ncauj tastiest thiab lub zog ntawm sab ntsuj plig. Pisces yog lub cim ntawm intoxication (txhais tau tias dav), thiab lawv cov theem pib ntawm kev nkag siab thiab kev xav yog twb muaj lub xeev siab. Qhov tseeb, thaum lawv qaug cawv, lawv zoo siab, ib yam nkaus. Thiab lawv yuav hloov koj lub neej yog tias koj cia lawv.
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